More of What I Don't Need

Most of you know, I do not clean unless someone is coming over. Tonight, my daughter is having a friend sleep over so I head over to my cleaning supply closet. I am specifically looking for floor cleaner which I swear we bought four bottles of not too long ago. I find three bottles of Kaboom which I have no idea what it is for but because it is in a spray bottle I know it is not floor cleaner and because of its name, I am a little afraid of moving it so I press on. I find three spray cans of Pledge dusting spray. I rarely dust so I wonder why I have three cans but again it is not floor cleaner. I find a jar of sterling silver cleaner which I used on my flute over a year ago, the biggest bottle of Liquid Plumber I have ever seen, and about three spray bottles of glass cleaner with about an inch of liquid in each. I would combine them all but they are all different brands and what if I mix and I end up like the bottles of Kaboom?

I look down to the middle shelf and there is nothing but lightbulbs and if I move one, they will all come crashing down. The level below the bulbs in all batteries. Ok. it is clear I am not going to find floor cleaner here. I check upstairs in the two bathroom. In the kids bathroom, I find a variety of clothes, stuffed animals, a toy money tray but no floor cleaner. (My plan when we first bought the house was to keep a stash of cleaning supplies in each bathroom but then the baby came along).

I check our master bath and there isn't anything there either. Finally head down to the kitchen and look under the sink and voila, there is a half bottle of floor cleaner. Now all I need to do is find the mop....